{"product_id":"pretty-little-fuck-earrings","title":"Pretty Little Fuck Earrings","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThey'll have to get close to read them.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom across the room, these are sweet little gold studs. Cute. Polite. Nobody suspects a thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen someone leans in, reads them, and does the double-take. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003ePretty Little FUCK Earrings\u003c\/strong\u003e are for the woman who looks put-together and absolutely is not to be messed with. They go with the blazer, the school run, the nice dinner, the meeting where you're smiling and thinking something else entirely. Delicate enough that they're never loud. Bold enough that the people who notice really notice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey're small, gold, and comfortable, the kind of earrings you put in and forget about until someone's face lights up mid-conversation. Most women buy these for themselves, because this is not the kind of thing you wait around for someone else to gift you. Though the right person would get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHere's what you get:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with high end hypoallergenic GOLD FILLED tarnish resistant material.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTiny gold studs that read innocent from a distance and say exactly what you mean up close.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe best reaction in jewelry: the lean-in, the pause, the grin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable little studs you can wear all day and forget you have on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe dressed-up-but-don't-test-me energy that goes with everything you own.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eZero risk.\u003c\/strong\u003e Put them in. If they're not your thing, send them back for a full refund. No restocking fee, no runaround.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne catch:\u003c\/strong\u003e these are handmade in small batches and the quiet troublemakers sell out fast. If they're in stock, grab them now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd them to your cart. Put them in this week. Then wait for the first person to get close enough to read them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eP.S. These are the fastest way to find out who's actually paying attention. If they're in stock today, don't overthink it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LaCkore Couture","offers":[{"title":"Gold","offer_id":50721357267201,"sku":null,"price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0501\/8743\/6224\/files\/F_ck-Stud-Earrings-LaCkore-Couture-23733539.jpg?v=1792002782","url":"https:\/\/lackorecouture.com\/products\/pretty-little-fuck-earrings","provider":"LaCkore Couture","version":"1.0","type":"link"}